Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
― Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

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Apr 20 2:08 with 173,427 notes

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

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Apr 20 2:08 with 264,444 notes

snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

Apr 20 2:07 with 231,942 notes
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